Bitches and their Durangos

Let me tell ya, I am so sick of those Durangos, Hummers, Escalades and that type of person that drives those.

You know the ones I mean, the ones that use their big assed vehicle to bully you.

I had an incident with one of those this afternoon that has left me livid.

I was coming out of the bank turning right. Right there is an intersection with a light. The light was green when I started making my turn, but halfway through, it turned red which left me half in and half out of the parking lot. My front wheels were on the road and I was obviously occupying that space. For about 1/4 of Cowboy.

Along comes this bitch in her Durango. Beeps her horn at me. I pull up another inch...she pulls up...I keep on the gas and I pull up a little more...and then she just pulls on up until her fucking Durango is parked on MY car.

I can't even make this shit up. She just decided I wasn't going...even though I was already there...and parked her Durango on my car. And who gets the ticket. Why..Me of course. The cop lady told me that I should go on and tell the judge. And not in a mean way. I know she believed me. They tell you that you can pay those things but she said that I might just want to talk to the judge. She was actually pretty cool. She laughed at me because I have to be up on the wheel so far.

Man, I'm pissed though. I'm fighting this ticket for all that I'm worth...without hiring a lawyer. God, I hate a bully. And she thinks she got away with something.